I have always tried to keep an open mind about extra-terrestrial beings. It could happen, I figured. The universe is a big place. And in the last couple of days I’ve seen proof. Exhibit A (below) is a photo of the strange “crop circles” I found around a tree outside the window of my hotel in Dayton (I went to Dayton to visit my niece, Sarah, who was performing in a vocal concert–and she was great!)
Note that the dead grass loops around the tree in a parallel fashion. Lawn mower, you may say? Then why is the rest of the grass not dead? Hmmmmm? I rest my case.
The very next day after seeing this amazing phenomenon, I was walking across campus and ran smack dab into an alien!
I said, “Welcome to earth.”
He didn’t say anything, so I said. “Do you allow earthlings to photograph you?”
He nodded and struck a pose:
I said, “Did you make those crop circles in Dayton?”
He started to back away.
I said, “Where is your mother ship?”
And he started to back away faster.
I said, “How do you procreate on your planet?” and he turned and started walking away very fast.
I followed him for a few blocks, then saw him talking to a policeman and pointing at me, so I figured he needed to get to his spaceship and I wouldn’t get any answers out of him.
So I went back to my office to work–a believer.